The celebrities with their photos of apocalypse now, the newspaper headlines of impending doom, while the popular press adds fuel to fires, but here is an Obama environmentalist who dares tell a different story. The pictures are phony, and even when caught by their own press, the greenie Bolsheviks still insist the end is nigh, We must all confess to the original sin against Mother Earth, repent, and pay tithes to the Church of Decarbonization. Listen to our Lords & Ladies as they jet about proclaiming the ills of the world will improve if you desist in your carbon indulgences.